Apparently I'm a Kleptomaniac

Stealing once again from Tonya:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Thursday, you stayed late folding the bulletins.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Our dresser.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The opening credits to Wallace and Gromit as I started it for my kids.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5:30 PM

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
7:14 PM (Holy crap! Where'd the day go???)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My kids playing with their nesting cubes in the livingroom, the air conditioner.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Around 4:30, and I was walking the last of our birthday party guests to their car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Dishes that once were dirty that now are clean.

9. What are you wearing?
Black and heather gray sport-style shirt, capri jeans, black flip-flops

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I don't remember them.

11. When did you last laugh?
About 20 minutes ago, my son was on the office chair behind me playing peekaboo over my shoulder.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Hanging file, phone, a cross I decorated as an art project in MOPS, the embroidered quilt we were given as a wedding present.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not really. Everything's normal schnormal.

14. What do you think of this quiz? Finally, I don't have to answer whether I prefer Coke or Pepsi!!!

15. What is the last film or video you saw? All the way through? Pride and Prejudice.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd pay off debt first, then the first thing would be a nifty 2006 Odyssey with all the bells and whistles. Then a paramotor, and then a new house.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
When I was a kid I wanted to be a vetrinarian until I found out one day that sometimes vets had to put animals to sleep or do surgery on them. I'm not good with blood or needles or animal death, so that ruled out that profession.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt, or politics, what would you do?
Promote a common goodwill and end violence.

19. Do you like to dance?
Most of the time, but especially when no one is watching.

20. Comment to George Bush:
I don't have a lot of comments on politics, I keep most of my political opinions to myself and then just VOTE.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ummmm... my first child WAS a girl.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
But my first child wasn't a boy.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
If it weren't permanent. Maybe a few years.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Well done.