Hack hack sputter

So it seems my children have bronchitis.

But they don't seem to realize it.

So while I'm stuck at home and don't get to do fun things like go to Roots or have friends over, they're running around the house like caged monkeys. Destroying everything in their path. It has not been a happy two days.

Oh, and did you know that inhalers have stimulants?

Eli knows this now. Because he had an upper respiratory reaction to the bronchitis (what they call it when it's not chronic enough to be asthma). So he is on an inhaler until the bronchitis is gone. So there are three monkeys. Eli counts for two when on a stimulant.

Thankfully Friday is very close, and it will all be over. Thank God for super antibiotics.